Hurry UP and...

....wait. Which is what we're doing. Sitting around waiting to have a kid. I need shoes. The store I have to buy my size 15 B clod hoppers at is an hour drive. No shoes for me, I'm waiting on a kid. Four days off this past weekend. FOUR DAYS!! How often does that happen for me....like never. Good time to have some bbq and beer. Hold up. Waiting on a kid, so I need to be sober for the drive in. It could be now. Or later. For the sake of my blistering toes I hope he's looking for the exit. The bags are packed. The laundry is folded and put away. The diapers are ready to be filled. Waiting.